Why is it a weekly cost?
A few reasons. Firstly, Growth Hacks don't last forever. Some work days, some work years, a lot of it comes down to saturation. But I want to make sure you're always armed.
Secondly, it just makes sense, as I'm giving a hack every week.
Third, it works with this killer pricing model I've got going on.
What if I pirate this/share my login?
I'll get your phone number, make a hot chick profile on POF.com, and give every horny guy on their your phone number (and ask them to send nudes). Am I serious? Who knows... really wanna risk it?
Pro tip: I'm a growth hacker, if this ends up pirated, I'm going to know who did it, I'm tracking yo' ass.
Are the hacks hard to implement? Can you help?
I'll help, so will my friends and people in our members group. But typically they're not hard. There are exceptions, some are hard - but just don't do those ones. I'll give advice on how to hire people on UpWork to do the hard stuff if you're developmentally challenged.
Do you offer consulting and stuff?
Yes, but I'm not cheap, and I only work with clients I know I can help crazy amounts (and get a great ROI). I can't make a shitty product sell no matter what I do, no-one can (except those home shopping networks, damn geniuses)
Can I request hacks?
That's a brilliant idea, I wish I'd thought of it myself. Oh, I did. Well do it, I'll try solve your problems.
Do it in the FB group.
What format are the hacks in?
Mostly videos, but depends on the hack. Can be slideshows, scripts, info-graphics, smoke signals. Whatever is most appropriate.
This isn't very professional seeming
It's intentional. This is growth hacking, not a marketing degree.
I heard growth hacks are bad for the long term blah blah blah
AirBNB don't think so. Either do Uber, Mint.com, or any of the big players.
You want to take on a billion dollar corporation and disrupt an industry without breaking some rules? Good luck my friend, you're braver than I.
NOTE: I'm not saying you should build your business/startup entirely around growth hacks, you need longterm strategy to go with these tactics, you need a vision and purpose - use these tools to supercharge your success and destroy your competitors.
Are all of the hacks legal? Do you break any rules?
Let me make one thing clear: I never break the law, and never advocate doing so.
Some of my hacks WILL break the Terms of Service on platforms you use, and you need to use them at your own discretion.
Most SEO breaks Google's TOS, it's so damn hard NOT to break the rules these days (ever read that iTunes agreement? Me either.) So of course, to make an omelette, you need to break some eggs. Do you want the edge for success or not?
Do you have a moneyback guarantee?
Sure, if you're not stoked, hit me up within 7 days, I'll give your cash back, and we'll part ways as friends.
What day do I get the hack each week?
I'll give you a hint, it'll be on a day that ends with the letter Y.
What happens if I leave?
The price for the next member will go down by a dollar (yay for them), and if you re-join you'll be at the end of the queue.
How's THAT for customer retention strategies! 😉
Oh, and you'll have 36 years of bad luck in the form of dreadfully high CPM's...
Can I sell my membership?
I guess? Email me about it. firstname.lastname@example.org
I have more questions.
Email me at email@example.com
IMPORTANT: The price may go up. And it's too annoying in my system to give you a discount after I respond, and I'm not always immediate with that stuff (I'm a busy guy). I'd recommend just buying, I have a 7 day moneyback guarantee, then ask me your questions. Sound good? Beautiful.